TODAY'S skit called, when your counsellor is a straight talker, comes from the popular comedian Siyanda Maphumulo.
Siyanda plays a scene in which a man seeks counselling because he has problems. The poor guy is asked if he has a wife, which he replies by saying no, whereupon the therapist asks him so, what's troubling him.
At one point, the troubled man compares himself to Job from the Bible. The therapist doesn't like the fact that the man compares himself to Job, because Job had cows, money and the man has nothing, absolutely nothing. He is told to compare himself to Lazarus because he had nothing.
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@siyandamaphumulo Heartless Counsellor 4 ?? @PastorSeedGenu #trending#fyp#SAMA28#siyandamaphumulo#shixi? original sound - siyandamaphumulo
Translation: So now you are taking Job away from me and leaving with Lazarus who has nothing.
Translation: What's troubling you when you don't have a wife.
Translation: You have to embrace the fact that you are in the level of Lazarus.
Translation: One day this therapist will say why don't you kill yourself.
Translation: Can I please make an appoint.
Translation: It serves you right, you just called the poor man Lazarus and now you expect him to pay.
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