DEAR parents,
I hope this letter finds you well and happily invested in the pursuit of finding more hobbies, such as book club and birding, rather than tirelessly plotting my marital destiny. I wanted to take a moment to remind you of the many times I nearly thought I found "the one," just to reassure you that your matrimonial praying skills might need a bit of an overhaul.
Buckle up for yet another adventure, as this one may leave you a little teary or heartsore as you yearn for the day I say, “I do”.